Glitz and glams of Malaysian Politics

I’ve always hated to do things when I’m forced to do so. And even if I did do something against my will, I will make sure the one who  forced me to do something pays dearly for my troubles. But Eugene’s weekly quiz is something i usually look forward to doing. So, here’s my take on this week’s edition of Friday quiz:

1) We have from Hollywood Spiderman and Batman, and from Malaysia we have Cicakman,what can you come out with the Malaysia’s version of Wonder Woman?

Tudung Woman, of course. Did you think they FINAS and the censorship board approve a female superhero parading around wearing her wonder bra  or panties outside?

2)Why do you think Paris Hilton wanted to be a celeb despite her fortune from her Hilton’s wealth ?

What makes you think that Hilton Group is making money? Maybe they’re full of liabilities? But then again, Paris is a blond. Being a blond celebrity is more fun than running a bunch of hotel.

3)If you were to be asked to come out with another “Reality Show”, what would it be?

Lompat Si Katak Lompat, featuring all sort of Malaysian politicians doing their froggy and flip-flopping performance.
4)In your opinion,do you think Pamela Anderson can be famous without her voluptious asset?

Are you kidding me? Her large titties and boobies are the one that actually act, not Pam herself.

5)How many celebs can you name who used the names of food as their performing names ?

I have no idea, but you can just look up Hong Kong celebrity on the Internet and you’ll bound to come across a dozen that use apple, orange, cherry or even strawberry as their name.

6)If Badawi were to make a block buster movie, what should he name this show?

Sleeping in Putrajaya, The Sleeping Ogre,  While I am Sleeping.

7)If Najib were to make it big in Hollywood,what glamourous name should he embrace?

Shake my bomb bomb or Najib the bombastic.

8) In the US we have Hollywood, in India we have Bollywood, in Malaysia what ___wood,please fill in the blank?

Sleepywood or Flippingwood.

9)Which two Malaysian’s politicians are most suitable in carrying out this part in the “Titanic” You Jump, I jump ?

Hee Jit Fong from Perak and that feller Arumugam who fled to Chennai.

10)Give a try for this finale.What is the famous song that you’d suggest Badawi to sing for Najib at the handling over ceremony?

Bye Bye Bye, Mr. Bombastic, and Don’t Cry For Me Malaysia.

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