Cheeky tag

I had thought of leaving my blog entries free during weekends, but apparently, I couldn’t, because I got tagged by an old blogger friend of mine, Rose. I feel obligated to do it, because she have been MIA for so long. So, here goes.

THE RULES

Bold the statements that are true to you
Italise the statements that you WISH are true
Leave the fibs alone
Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test

I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch TV these days.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.( I have no ex to bother)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. (Actually I curse every damn day. I’m Queen of Blasphemy)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.(so buzz of, morons)
I’m TOTALLY smart.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now. (Erm…who doesn’t? Money is never enough for me)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.

I have a lot of mood swings.(heaps of it, so out of the way, creeps)

I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single(Sometimes, but mostly I wish I’m still in high school where I only need to worry about my studies and not the money and nonsense in my life)

I have pecked someone of the same sex. ( My mom, my sis)
I enjoy talking on the phone. (Sometimes. If i am in the mood, and the caller did not call at an ungodly hour.)
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.(Yeah, right, if only I have the money to do so!)
I enjoy window shopping.(Please, window shopping makes my eyes sore, no point see things that I like but cannot own. Window shopping depressed me!)

I would rather shop than eat. (*snort* my dreams!)
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. (A lot of people are in my hate list. If only I can ram them with a bulldozer and send them to the morgue!)
I’m a pretty good dancer.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.(Well, kinda)
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I wanna get the feeling of being wasted)
I’ve rejected someone before. (More than one, in fact)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future. (kids..kids..kids not brats, okay?)
I have changed a diaper before. (both adult and child)

I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.

I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex. (just a little shy will do)
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.(When I was in high school)
I own the “South Park” movie.
I would die for my best friends. (Who are you kidding? Send flowers to their funeral would be sufficient, besides, would they die for me?)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.(If only I have, I’m a millionaire by now)
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.(just the catchy tune)
I have dated a close friends’ ex.
I am happy at this moment!!
I’m obsessed with guys
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup. (Again, I wish I have the money to do so!)
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (So, get out of my way, freaks)
I’m proficient in a musical instrument.(Unfortunately, I’m a musically illiterate)
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.

I think water rules. (I can swim. The only sport I can do.)
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.

I adore bright colours.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.( I’ve done many stupid things in life, you won’t even believe it!)
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse. (Another thing I can do besides swimming.)
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in( My mom threw it away)
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. (I swear and scream in my sleep.)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I’m an artist. (Can a writer be considered as an artist, anyway?)
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy. (If only I can feel happy all the time. unfortunately, my life is not a bed of roses)
I am an adrenaline junkie.

After that, tag 5 people. So, since I’m too sleepy to name anyone, like Rose, I tag 5 people who read this. LOL. 😛

Cleffairy: Sometimes doing a tag can be pretty therapeutic, especially when there’s a lot of things going on your mind. It distract you for a while.


18 comments

  1. Rose says:

    why do i get the feeling i am being so loved when i see you doing my tag…hhehehehe
    i seldom do tag too but i decided to do this since it’s just piece of cake.lol..and yes, it distracts u for a while. just a while before u are being shot back to reality.

    i am sorry i had been MIA. alot of thinking is going on, and adjustments to be done. =) i hate working life already. lol sucks the life out of me.
    feeling a century old right now.

    at least i know thru this tag, u have long hair…

  2. KevinP says:

    I have jumped off a bridge!

    Yeah!…. sooo many times… I missed those good old days of mandi sungai… back then river was clean and unpolluted… felt so bad that my kid misses out on catching fishes and swimming in a river…

  3. arc says:

    I need money right now. (Erm…who doesn’t? Money is never enough for me)

    yeahh money has been never enough roarrr

    u hv razor/blade? how big is that thing? Well, I had 1 before I lost it on bus. It was 8cm long and was very2 sharp. I used to keep it in my socks because I dont want to be robbed again *sigh*

  4. cleffairy says:

    Rose, that’s because I love people who are nice to me. Besides, I missed your entries and ramblings, so I feel obligated to do the tag. LOL. How’s work? Been nice or been hell? Haha, yeah, I have long hair. Used to be at my waist, but earlier of this year, I cropped it a bit because it’s too shampoo consuming, now it’s medium long only. LOL. Actually I have always have long hair, spare me the trip to salon, but having long hair was kinda nightmare in school, cuz naughty boys pull on it all the time if i dun wear it in a bun/chignon. (One more thing about me is I’m scared of the hairdresser the way I’m scared of dentist. Weird, huh?)

    Pete, the swear and screaming while sleeping was since I was a little girl. My mom and dad told me that when I was a little girl, I’m far worst. I not only sleep talk, but I also sleep walk. They told me that there’s once they caught me sitting on the dining table looking blurred. I think my dad carried me to bed after that. My parents claimed that I’m a very active sleep walker, but I really have no memories of those. 😛

    Eugene… I’ve been told that I’m kinda fiery for my size. LOL…small but stubborn and fierce. You have a jolly time too with your loved ones too, Eugene.

    Kevin, if our kids these days were to jump off a bridge and swim in the river, they’ll definitely turn mutant. LOL… I can’t imagine what kind of toxic there are in the rivers these days.

    Arc, yalorr, money is never enough. Spend the money faster than we earn. And in my case, not on what I want, it’s what I need. Even though the petrol have been lowered, but other essential things is still pointing to the sky. Ohhh!*points to Arc* you play cheat! Pretend never see this! naughty ah? Neway, it’s those stationary ‘pisau lipat’. But my ultimate weapon would be my hairpin…or you can call it ‘cucuk sanggul’. The ones that’s quite bling bling to decorate women’s who have long hair? Those chopsticks like of decoration? Yeah,that is actually my weapon. LOL.

  5. arc says:

    lol, no cheat but I already hv 4 pending tags, so I guess if I do them at once, no people will read them coz they are all frekin long la sis.

    btw bout that weapon, aiyoo hair pin..can kill laaa…hehe the perfect spot to stab at is the neck..you poke that area, swosshhhhhh…haha

    mine was a more cruel one..if caught by policemen can be charged oo..the knife belonged to my father, but I lost it and he didnt know..hehe evilll

  6. cleffairy says:

    Kellaw… ahaha, so many people avoid being tagged. Lazy ah? LMAO.

    Arc… fuiyooooooohhhh…. 4 pending tag? How come so many people tag you wan? Well, yeah, hairpin… I like it because it’s pretty and keeps my hair out of my face, but careful lorr, dun mess with me… later get stab. Carrying a weapon that’s dunno how many cm long is actually a crime, so in my bag, there’s only the nail cutter and the penknife(actually penknife for fruits, lol)… actually those are for the purpose of hygiene and for me to cut things only. My real weapon is the pretty bling bling on my hair. People say I look like an old fashion nyoya when I wear my hair like that, but actually it’s for security reason too. LMAO.

  7. kellaw says:

    cage him dont let him eat lo. hungry liao no energy bite. then start feeding it. sure will be good to you one. yala
    dognap(napping dogs) as opposed to kidnap(napping kids)

    he is cute. several bros/sis of his already kena langgar by car liao. so adopt lo.
    anyway pics up

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