Chill out people, it’s Friday. Another historic day for Malaysia. I was having my usual cuppa tea while browsing and watching online news on Datuk Seri Najib tun Razak’s appointment as Malaysia’s sixth PM when these funny poem about cigarette came in my mail. Allow me to share with you guys. I hope it lightens your day.
I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, ‘You are a Rough Rider !!!’
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered’ I want MORE! !!!’
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said… depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!
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