Cynderella’s Cookies Seduction

Please note that this is not a paid advertisement, and never would be. In fact, at the time I wrote this, the subject in question is not even aware of my entry.

Originally I wanted to write something about naked men, but… I feel that naked men is a topic that I can talk about any other day. Sizzling hot naked men can wait. But my Cynderella cannot wait any longer.

You see… as of late, I have come to know of a blogger friend by the name Cynthia, but I dubbed her Cynderella… because I feel that she is one, though her life is not a fairy tale. She’s one Cynderella who needs to make her own happily ever after, and therefore, I hope I can help her dreams come true.

I may not be able to wave a magic wand and make her account be loaded with cash, because I am also struggling to make ends meet. This is as much as magic I can conjure in order to help her, and her little princess have their own happily ever after.

Now…Cynderella is a single mum who is baking cookies for a living. She have a lot of touching stories to tell, but let it not be heard from my writing. Head over to her blog and read it for yourself.

I’m only here to inform everyone that Cynderella is selling homemade cookies and is taking orders for the upcoming CNY, which also happened to coincide with Valentine’s Day. The pictures below are from her own oven, made with love, and tender loving care.

These are Cynderella’s Chocolate Chip and Almond cookies. Imagine having marvelous cookies in your mouth, with the chocolate chip melting away, caressing your taste-buds, arousing your senses. Yes… it would sinful… sinfully delicious. It’s love food.

These are her butter cookies, with cherries on top. Why go for those commercial Danish butter cookies when you can have delicious home made ones?

Next up is her Oatmeal & Raisin cookies…

These, I tell you… these are sugared gem…a treasure, something you wouldn’t want to miss.

These are Cynderella’s almond slice. I bet they would work wonder, not only for the guests during that hateful CNY, but in bed as well. Imagine feeding this to your spouse in bed during Valentines, along with some chocolate sauce and whipped cream?

Okay, maybe I shouldn’t go that far. But I’m sure Merryn would find feeding this to her husband interesting, as she’s been ‘bedminton-ing’ in bed whole weekend, I heard. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Hopefully she won’t blame my little Kamasutra lesson from last week’s entry, cuz I won’t be responsible for any new additional family members one acquired as a result of spooning and forking without condiments.

Anyway, I’m sure all of these sweet stuff in the cookies would fire up anyone’s engine. It’s packed with energy, and aphrodisiac. One may not know this, but almonds are aphrodisiac, all right. It’s usually associated with ‘grounding energy ‘and tranquility, not to mention healing emotional wounds. (It’s true, I’m not just crapping here.)

Cynderella… or rather, Cynthia will be giving these samples upon request:

And anyone who is interested to order all of these love food for Valentine’s Day or for Chinese New Year, kindly place your order through this email: [email protected]

or…

CLICK HERE to visit Cynderella’s blog for further information. These cookies are sold at RM20.00 per container, and it will only be exclusively made upon orders. So, hurry up, and place your order now. *roll eyes* (No, I don’t receive commission for this either. Just doing this for Cyn and her baby)

Cleffairy: The way to men and women’s bed is through the stomach. Now, get your lazy butt up and get something nice for your loved ones to eat!

32 comments

  1. fatty oldman says:

    too bad im so far else can try some of homemade cookies…nvr a fans of the cny cookies as every visiting i wont help myself on cookies unless they pass to me..hehe

  2. Cynthia says:

    aiyo Cleffairy…. I so flattered la… you give me a big surprise la… πŸ˜€ thanks thanks…

    eh, you come come to my hse on CNY ah, then you wack all you can in my house… πŸ˜€

    FYI, I only doing the Chocolate chips cookies and butter cookies for sale… hands too SHORT!

    • Cleffairy says:

      Aiyoh, Cyn… this is the least I can do for you.If only I can borong those cookies from you. πŸ™ Too bad myself oso pokai. Ahahaha…hopefully, thru this, you can get more sales, and more people know that you are in baking cookies biz. Go your house? Eh? You really mean it kah, kawan? *omg* Paiseh lah… I malu lerrr… lol… so many people I dono there. Ahahaha!

      LOL…alamak… I din read properly, din realize you’ll be only doing the two cookies… but nevermind lah…maybe next time, after CNY… see who want, you can make and sell to them. πŸ˜€

  3. Gratitude says:

    So nice of you to help promote for her. I’ll be making my own cookies too with mom. It’s a yearly ritual. Buying lotsa pineapple for those yummy tarts! πŸ™‚
    +Ant+

    • Cleffairy says:

      This is the least i can do for her. This is nothing much. I just hope she can get more sales and more $$ for her baby. *grinz* Wow… you help ur mum bake cookies… that’s so nice of you… πŸ˜€

  4. Merryn says:

    Aiyo gal, I kena lagi! It was the Malaysian Open wat.. so with that, came the bedminton spirit lah! πŸ˜›

    But good idea oso lah.. to be eating this in bed, together with that chocolate dip u mentioned.. hahahahhaa… ok ok.. stop now.. πŸ˜›

    • Cleffairy says:

      I’m not into badminton, so dono Malaysian Open ka… wud open ka… LOL…I’m into F1 and Horse racing wan. Ahahahaha!

      Buy Hersheys wan… Hersheys very lick-able… very nice wan!!! OMG! Sinful!

  5. fatty oldman says:

    im so far from cikgu whre got near ler…no nid ask as his answer wil be pencen teacher very poor n no money buy ingridient…lol

    • Cleffairy says:

      Ahahahahaha… omg, brader, u got me cracked up lerr… true oso… he will say this wan. LOL… or… he’ll ask you to go Sibu! OMG… wait til he sees tis…he will say “Good grief, you both should stop visiting my blog. You’re sounding exactly like me!” LMAOOOOO…. can know d… wud he’ll say! *grinZ*

  6. fatty oldman says:

    finally i becum so young as i thot im ur uncle…i even got a grandotter in ostalia…lol
    sibu hv a lot of nice food…foochow cooks good food…sibu nice plc…
    im old so cant walk/travel around so if u in sibu u can stay free in my dotter room as she leaving for Nz… πŸ˜€

    • Cleffairy says:

      Ahahahahaha…. haiyorr… keep imitating him, wait he come and whack both of us. LOL… dun play play ah… he’s a Cikgu worr… wait pakai rotan, whack our butt, sakit u kno? LOL…

      =.= but i really think he’ll say that lorr… ahahaha… but wait til he comes here… he’ll say “Sigh sigh sigh…not going there” LMAO….

  7. fatty oldman says:

    u tried b4 being rotan on butt kar?u drink in pub? πŸ˜›
    i ever being rotan at butt from headmaster in front of my dad… :O
    i only go cheap cheap restaurant as i pencen so no money…i treat myself xpensive/good food once a mth as teacher salary very low…cant afford…:P

    • Cleffairy says:

      Good grief! You’re sounding exactly like him! Ahahahahaha! Me? I always kena rotan in school. Why? Notti, never do homework, den always cheat teacher forget to bring books to school! LOL…

  8. claire says:

    u r such a nice girl,Cleffairy..God bless u.. and of course Cynthia too.. she is strong.. and u must be like her… holding on the fort with her two arms.. with more hands intertwined, it will become a stronghold.. am i making sense? anyway, what a nice fren u r…God bless!

    • Cleffairy says:

      OMG! I’m nice? *hears screaming in the background* Run for covers…. the world is ending! LOL… ahahahaha…

      Haiyorr, Claire, I’m not that nice lah. Just help her promote. No harm wan ma… it’s the least I can do.

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