Dick-siao-narie

I wanted to post something else today, but I found this piece in my email this morning, sent by my best friend, Pauline. Since it’s Monday, and most of you are probably bitching on how suck your life in office is, here’s a little bit of something to ease your Monday blues. Cheers, people.

Wonderful Definitions…


School: A place where Papa pays and son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die RICH


Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through ‘the minds of either’

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.


Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest…..except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise …

15 comments

  1. Ju Ann says:

    I love the one about life insurance!!!! this lady selling insurance has been pushing me to make a decision about one lately! lol

    DIE RICH or BE A RICH OLD WOMAN?

    Both requires me to be poor from now till then

  2. amoker says:

    Criminal: A guy no different from the rest…..except that he got caught.

    Even with excessive PR, tainted fellas will continue to carry the burdon

  3. rjzyra says:

    ahaha! you made my day 😀
    hey its me:) yeah, im kind of caught up with assignments and such,
    but will blog soon though!

    you keep blogging cause i will always keep reading 😉
    take care!

  4. eugene says:

    this one is so very nice, once a while must read this kind of not so heavy stuff,,,,cool,

    btw, my dear friend, how is Adrian coping, i bet he is doing all all right?share me ya

  5. calvin says:

    awesome post sis…..lolz. much info as well. come to think of it, every one of em is very very true….especially the boss and politician *wink*

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