Oh, sodomize me, please, I beg you!!!

My  ‘foolish’ chic was actually begging me to sodomize it, but I wasn’t in the mood to stuff some ass today, because there’s so much ass fucking going on today. So, instead of stuffing the chicken’s ass, I decided to chop it to pieces and roast it with some potatoes.

The result?

Better than my famous sodomized negro chic. 😛 Thank goodness my chic didn’t explode or burnt this time. Can you believe it? It didn’t explode! Oh, my goodness, it’s a miracle that I didn’t burnt my chic!

I am very satisfied with the result. I guess practice makes perfect, no?All I need to do is don’t loose hope, and persevere. Thank you STP, for teaching me to persevere and never give up. You’re one of the best teacher in the world!

Anyway, precious readers… I’ve given a name to this chic…do you want to know what it’s name is? It’s name is Sai Fool Bu Kari! Nice name, eh? I just love yummylicious chic. Don’t you? I bet Pete is going to enjoy this entry.  And Manglish too.*grinZ* Sodomy IV in the making, my friends?


Cleffairy: Jokes aside. The moral of the story here is, ladies and gentlemen, just because the past is painful, doesn’t mean the future will be too. So never let the events from the past change the course of events in the future, or you shall be tormented and torn apart forever. And yes, that’s a quote from my latest novel. 😀


53 comments

  1. fatty oldman says:

    tat sai puhh deserve to be named a dish mer?practice make perfect mar i told u b4 just u stongy treat ppl n say u wil cook poison…cheh…
    stingy den cikgu…lol

    • Cleffairy says:

      Ahahaha…I really cook posion wan. if want treat ppl, better go outside la…. takut ppl sakit perut. 🙁 Wait nid me to pay medical bills, den how? Well…that Sai Fool news… make me feel so disgusted lerr… 🙁

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL, Kelvin… if you’re not following Malaysian politics, you wun understand my joke. LOL…if you click the link, you will know that this is a political joke. LOL…

  2. fatty oldman says:

    i tot ho u so scared ppl c u wan thats y hide here n thre…medical bill u pay lar as u very rich wad… 😛

    i oso felt disgusted as he kept change statement but nvr get jailed while ppl die die go for anwar…in bulehland no mater u wat sodomised sure jailed but he free…

    • Cleffairy says:

      Actually u guessed it right. I’m scared ppl see how I look like. Not pretty, not wud… aihh… so fugly, later ppl faint and die, den how? Scare ppl nia, I better dun see ppl lerr…I where got rich? Eat oso got problem, say rich summore.

      That cock sucker got problem la…I see oso sien, like ntg better to do. 🙁

  3. fatty oldman says:

    u not pretty n fugly?haha…thats a joke…i seen u… 😛
    u just down to earth only… 😉 u memang rich wad as i knew that oso…hehe

    everytime i read on news i felt wana vomit saw his face…stil dare go holy place to swear…now the PM get critised by oz by anwar case…hehe

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL… no joke wan. 😛 If wan say rich becoz I got a lot of people who sayang, me, den rich lorr… if wan say rich cuz of money, now that’s a real joke. Ahahaha…

      *sigh* I feel that it’s downright insulting la… hold the holy Book den say… “oh, that feller sumbat his zakar into my lubang dubur, bla bla bla” It’s DISGUSTING. Downright disrespectful to the religion itself. I dunno la, but I feel that way. 🙁 Nid to swear until like this anot?

      haihh…. PM oso got a lot of issue… no ppl dig out cuz too busy looking at burnt mosque and churches! 🙁

    • Cleffairy says:

      *pengsan* you just see the chicken nia ah? LOL…good thing just see the chic. Ahahaha… wait later u vomit at my joke. Ahahaha…

      I should thank Cikgu for this… he taught me how to use my nose to cook. Ahaha… it is a much better method than my previous one, which is use my eyes to cook! LOL.

  4. fatty oldman says:

    muahaha…u not rich den i nid eat grass,sand n drinking water from long kao alrdy… 😛

    i wonder why malay stil so blind when he so insulting that swear in their holy places…rather they go attack churches…sigh…

    but alot of people reading malaysia today including me as RPK really got a lot of evidence n soon wil c justice… 😉

    • Cleffairy says:

      🙁 really not rich lah.. if rich, will be like cikgu… makan sedap sedap every mth! LOL.. I got anak la, bro…if rich oso, he sux my pocket dry liao la. 🙁

      Sometimes…people…especially MALAYSIAN… just see what they want to see and hear what they want to hear, and turn blind eyes and deaf ears to the truth. As for me… both Anwar and Saiful are victim of political circumstances.

      RPK? Wow… RPK hebat. He’s my hero. If only I can be like him. But I takut masuk penjara… den can only eat eggs!

  5. Annie Q says:

    Of course i ONLY want to see the “innocent” chicken la.

    Don’t bother to ‘read” or “see” how other people sodomize the “chicken”. LOL!! I had read enough of that, just want to make me laugh and vomit. Blek.

  6. fatty oldman says:

    u rich no body noe mar as u dont post wat u eat…i sibeh ho lin as eating at hawker centre everyday looking for $1 o 2 dollar food… 🙁

    they turn blind nevermind but why participate in those uncivilised works…burn this n that…

    he is history…i will if i can be like him as i dont scared die… 😉

    • Cleffairy says:

      Eh… Rm1 or 2 food where can buy d? Unless ur talking about the Rm 1.50 morning nasi lemak lerr…

      Waaaa… u wan be like RPK kah… better don’t… ur still young lerr… still long way to go. 😛

  7. fatty oldman says:

    u rich ppl whre u wil noe whre find such cheap food… 😛

    im more then 3 times ur age n my age nearly as same as RPK alrdy… 😉
    will die old soon so beter do smth beter for country… 🙂

  8. mnhl says:

    LOL….the name, the chic, the title…..a good combinations! Btw, I agreed with cook with your nose rather than eye. It happen to me once. My biskut became ‘negro’ too because I cook with my eye. Sad sad sad.

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL…too tired to write a complete full article to blasts all those nonsense, hence come up wif this lorr… coincidentally cooked chic! LOL…

      LOL…yeah, cook wif nose is better thn cook wif eyes. Last time, my first attempt is cook with eyes, den the chic become negro! 🙁 This time cook wif nose… so satisfied wif the result. LOL…

  9. Gratitude says:

    Wow, wot’s ur fasination with sodomy? LOLZ
    By the way, since you are at it, why not create a new noodle dish and call it “So Do Mee”. lolz
    +Ant+

    • Cleffairy says:

      Sodomy *points to Anwar, Saiful and many more interesting things our politicians do*

      So Do Mee? Good idea… wokehh… Sodomy V in the making! Ahahaha!

  10. CHVoon says:

    First we I see ur post title.
    I thought this is the speech from Saiful.
    After read throught…. Oh… it is a dishes.
    I am not clever guy…
    What is Sai fool Bu kari mean ar…

    you mean saiful badgadesh?

  11. Cynthia says:

    oh please.. the chicken is better off than the one in news now.. and I think from today onwards, you can start practising, and we can come your house to have a feast on chicken.. muahhaha.. I am sure you won’t cook poison!

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL… the other ‘chicken’ makes me puke. Disgust me to no end with the statements. 🙁

      OMG, *horrified* you all wan come my house eat ahh? *PENGSAN* Confirm will go ICU wan… =.=

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL… I follow recipe hangus… become negro. This time, follow ur method.. lol…use ‘nose’ to cook. Whoa… alot better lerr…effective for a lot of things, seafood even. Now I cook use the oven, agak agak liao. Never really follow those instruction d!

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