Some lines they are…

Heyya peeps. Sorry that I haven’t been visiting and commenting around in your beautiful blog. My line sux and I’m exhausted to boot. All right, all right, I know they are lame excuses. But they’re the truth, and I couldn’t seems to fight fatigue these days.

I just wonder what’s wrong with my body. It can’t seems to be getting enough rest, no matter how I try. So if you don’t mind, do drop a line or two if you know how to overcome fatigue. I welcome kind advices and recipes, if you’re willing to share with me.

I haven’t got the time to come up with interesting articles, but i found this in my old email this morning from my friend Pauline. i thought I’d share with you guys to brighten your days.

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13.. I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success…. Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.


Cleffairy: Back to sleep now…hopefully I will feel energized when I woke up. 🙁


8 comments

  1. claire says:

    The fourth one suits me just great… “Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of my time.” That is what I love to have in my office here… and at times, I really enjoy coming to the office.. the coolness of the air con and the nonexistence of all my “bossies.”

    Hope u r feeling energized by now… God Bless..

  2. claire says:

    The fourth one suits me just great… “Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of my time.” That is what I love to have in my office here… and at times, I really enjoy coming to the office.. the coolness of the air con and the nonexistence of all my “bossies.”

    Hope u r feeling energized by now… God Bless..

  3. eugene says:

    I like the first line,you know i will always on the look out for your updated post, you write well, and you’re kind of a sharp shooter,you dont meander through your words. brief and sometimes your scarsm is so true.

    take care you know, dont slog too much, there are beautiful things out there for one blogging it is..

    send my regard to little Adrian,will ya?

  4. jen says:

    hellooOoOOoOOOoo! *WAVE*
    hmm, how about pampering yourself with a full body massage?? even better if you can find a sponsor for it lol. take care ya!

  5. eugene says:

    hey, you all right? i happened to read your message you left in CheeYee’s site that you are depressed again,,,,,hope you stay strong, find a friend or two to talk ok?

    or you can even email me ok?

  6. peteformation says:

    You have been doing some vigorious ‘night exercise’ leh? ha ha ha! Take some gingko extract, it will help…..not the night exercise but you will be more energetic! LOL!

  7. poisonkagero says:

    I think it’s the weather. I’ve been sleeping normal hours… bout 5-6 hrs per night but I wake up and feel like I’ve been doing athletic sprinting in my sleep!!! =/

    Chicken essence works for me! Mum boils that… kampung chicken when exams come near.

    Take care =)

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