So…what is 'normal'?

I really had a good laugh this morning over my usual cuppa tea when the saw the Star online newspaper. There’s this particular news that tickles my funny bones. Want to know what it is, dear readers? Well, it’s no other than the news of Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek’s hot porn DVD returning to haunt him once again. Now, I really had a good laugh is not because I was happy or pleased that his infidelities towards his wife and family came back to ‘haunt’ him in some ways, but it was because of this particular sentence:

“We are investigating the case under Section 292 of the Penal Code for distribution and possession of pornographic material and Section 377A for carnal intercourse against the order of nature.”

Get it? They are investigating the poor chap for having carnal intercourse against the order of nature. Good grief! ‘Carnal intercourse against the order of nature’. Does that actually translate ‘abnormal behaviour’ during sexual intercourse?

Seriously, what can be considered abnormal or against the course of nature in regards of sexual intercourse? Having a penis or a kind of sex toy penetrated in someone’s private parts such as the vagina or anus? Biting and scratching your partner? Or role-playing in bed- you know, where partners dress up and pretend as someone else to arouse one another… Well, if that’s considered not normal, then licking of breasts or vagina is also not normal then, because arousing your partner that way is actually imitating animals, isn’t it?

I am not sure how to define ‘normal’ in regards to sexual intercourse. You see, as far as I’m concern, once you strip off your clothes and jumped into bed together with your willing partner, everything is normal I suppose, and it doesn’t matter how you go about it in order to achieve sexual satisfaction. To me, as long as both are satiated and nobody gets hurt , that is normal enough or as they say-letting nature takes it’s course.

I just don’t get it! these authorities are having nothing better to do than sticking their noses in someone’s pussy and asses, trying to take a whiff of something rotten and stinky ! For goodness sake, there are so many children being sexually abused with the most recent one the one year old baby being sexually abused and yet they sticking their noses to where? oh, excuse me, let me answer that… they’re sticking their noses to Datuk Seri Dr. Chua Soi Lek’s dickhead.

Hey, sorry for being vulgar, but I am displeased by the fact that they are investigating such rubbish when justice are unserved elsewhere. Good heavens, what is becoming of this world? Or rather, what is becoming of Malaysia. Investigating a case of consensual ‘abnormal sexual antics’ between two adults is more important than going out to catch rapists or robbers. Yes… this is Malaysia. Go Malaysia! This is Malaysia Boleh spirit at the very best. God, please knock some senses into those horny assholes who got nothing better to do than watch Chua Soi Lek’s jiggly bits bouncing on and off every damn day during their working hour.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not supporting whatever Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek did-having sex with another woman who is not his wife, in fact, I condemn everyone who performs the acts of infidelities, but then again, if his wife forgave him for his infidelities, as outsiders, we should have nothing to say about it, because this is his business with his wife and family, not us. No one, no one at all should be given voices to scrutinize someone else marriage. And nobody should be given rights to say what is normal or what is not normal in regards to someone’s sexual preference as long the act was between two consensual adults.

NOBODY should be given power to dictate on how you should go about having sex with your partner, as this stuff, it’s actually very personal. Why should you let other people tell you that ‘doggy style’ is not normal or 69 style is disgusting or anal penetration is not allowed between a man and a woman when those people are not involved in the sexual act itself?

I’ll condemn those people who commits adultery any day, but I’ll be damned if i don’t condemn those who comment on how one should have sex with his or her partner, because I’ll never know when some asshole going to install a spy cam in my home or something and record my Kamatsutra acts with my husband and drags me to court for committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

Cleffairy: I may not know what is not normal in regards to sexual intercourse, because to me, whatever you do with your partner in bed comes naturally-no matter what people say. But I do know that poking your noses in places you shouldn’t be and commenting on how people should or should not have sex during your 9-5 job is not normal.

17 comments

  1. ZARA 札拉 [사랑해~] says:

    Hahaha..

    I’m laughing when those things happened in our society. Yeah, I admit that I never have any sex intercourse, but from what I read and learn via Discovery Channel or whatever source, that’s a sbeen mentioned by you.

    Agree with Lim Zhi. Jobless those guys. There’s no need to interfere with some one else bed stories.

  2. kellaw says:

    lol. malaysian politicians will always be politicians. against the course of nature. but to them it’s normal so how? and in the first place, they should investigate who came up with the tape. not who are the actors lol

  3. eugene says:

    The sad part is this is Malaysia, and sadder part is CSL is a politician and saddest part is CSL is a failure because he cant even have great sex with the wife, to me that’s the saddest part being a husband.

    Behind the closed door, it is really between you and your partner, what makes you happy and what makes the other party happy, anal, oral, whatever lo, it is private affair.

    Btw, cleff, you can always email me, i will be more than happy to share what i know, because i believe one day i might just need your advice as well.

  4. cleffairy says:

    Lz… yeah, similar to Anwar’s case. The only difference was Anwar’s penis penetrate a man’s anus while CSL’s penetrate a woman. But then again, what they did is actually none of our business. Those people really have nothing better to do than trying to dig out this shiets.

    Kikey… these news also gives us super headaches. 🙁 Dirty the news industry only.

    Zara… my dear, this world is full of nonsense, and these nonsense would probably never end. LOL… memang, these people really takde kerja lain than poking their business and talk about people’s sex life.

    Eugene… exactly my sentiment. Whatever you did behind closed doors-duzzin matter bedroom door or hotel door…it’s actually your own business and should remain that way. Other people should not be given the rights to have a say about it. Neway, Eugene, i’ve already emailed you for your advice, really hope to hear from you soon. Thank you so much for your time. 😀 i really appreciate it.

    Kellaw… lol… anytime la, bro. You can email me for advice and I’ll try to get back to you as soon as I can. But, i think that’s all i can do la…if ask me for money, den cannot la, cuz i’m barely surviving. LMAO.

  5. accentric factor says:

    clef,

    u noticed or not malaysians are always fascinated by other ppl’s sex life? i think the not of us are not getting enuff sex la that’s why we (?) are soooo keen to know about other ppl’s between the sheets action hehe.

    ps: my old blog was the beat that my heart skipped

    🙂

  6. amoker says:

    Cause the latest report is that Malaysians are not good on bed. That is why we are interested to see if the other chap is having more fun. Then we call them immoral, although we are secretly happy.

    I agree that am against his act. But also that the police caught on to the oral sex thing when they should have used this avenue last time. It is as if they knew what the schemers are aiming act.

  7. cleffairy says:

    Accentric factor… geez…. so you’re Pamina? LOL… I never knew. I think you’re right. LOL… those people who are fascinated in other people’s sex life are not being sexually satisfied. LOL… hence that explain their bitching. While for me…I never want to know the details of people’s sex life. it’s a turn off, you know? LMAO.

    Amoker
    … I know why Malaysians are not good in bed. Because they are not romantic and LAZYYYYY to romance their lover. Stupiak fellers. LOL…the most satisfying thing about sex is not pleasing yourself, but satisfying your partner’s need. Don’t you agree? But no, a lot of creeps are selfish when it comes to sex. *groan*

  8. calvin says:

    nothing’s new in malaysia. 😛 sorry for not commenting on your posts for quite some time. damn busy nowadays. cheers and god bless 🙂

  9. kellaw says:

    dont have your email add la. lol
    imagine every hotel room is fitted with camera and all your sexual acts in the room is taken out for a “review” lol

  10. cleffairy says:

    Calvin… yeah, nothing new in Malaysia. Actually Malaysians are crazie about sex, just they refused to admit it to themselves, hence, these kind of nonsense happened. Eiii, no probs la… i’m also damn busy, you see the lack of frequency in the production of my articles you also know oredi. Work like a mad cow.

    Kellaw… eh? You dunno my email add ah? Here… [email protected]
    Humph… I’ll be sure not to have sex in a hotel, but then again, there is always public toilet, changing rooms, etc etc… *groan*

    Accentric factor, correct wud, see ppl having sex is really a turn off, especially if those people are not sexy and hunky. LMAO.

  11. Pauline Perfectionista says:

    LOL this is just insane! The phrase “…against the order of nature” cracks me up too. Those people speak as if nature gave human beings a specific list of “Sexual Acts Which Are Okay, And Sexual Acts Which Are Not Okay” 😛

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