What goes up and never goes down?

Here’s a little riddle for you folks. What goes up, and NEVER goes down? It defies every single law of gravity, especially in Malaysia? Scroll down for answer, folks. It’s one thing that does Papa Viagra proud and makes Sir Isaac Newton howl in shame in his grave..

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PETROL. Well, you got that one right folks. Grab your car keys, start up the engine, fasten your seat-belts and make a quick drive to the nearest petrol station and fill up your tanks, folks, cuz there will be a 15cent increase on RON97 petrol.

Good Lord… one would have thought that they’d at least wait til bloody next year to increase the RON97 again. After all, it had just been increased by 5cent last 1st Nov.

Hallelujah… thank God I left the goddamn ball-less newsroom. Else I would be putting my shoes in my chief editor’s arse hole for being a chicken and refusing to make a big news out of this and report on ‘ Who had sex with who under whose noses’ kinda news instead.

Here’s the ‘revised’ petrol price, effective as of 1st Dec 2010

RON95 RM1.85/Liter
RON97 RM2.30/Liter

Cleffairy: Hope your tanks are full, folks… or else, your pockets will be on fire!

6 comments

    • Cleffairy says:

      Malaysia wun bankrupt… very kaya wan, makan our tax money and whatnot. Summore got loads of ppl invest in us. The only thing that is going bankrupt is the rakyat!

  1. kathy says:

    at least this fella didnt increase it every month…yet.

    The prev fella the night before say no such thing then the next morning terus increased already. Cakap tak serupa bikin

    • Cleffairy says:

      This feller tarak really sleep on the job like the other feller did. Memang… all politicians are the same la… cakap tak serupa bikin… lidah biawak la!

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