Get yourself a dog…

I’ve been a bit down these days, and life is busy as usual, and I’m in need of some good vibes, so I looked into my old email where there’s loads of junks sent by my old friends and colleagues. This is one of em, and I thought I’d share with you guys. This is for all women who are feeling down and stress. Take it easy and hang in there, ladies…


If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mother’s

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….then buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want …

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… then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies…

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… then buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores…

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… then buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually…

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… then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand . . .

If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness …

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… then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna’ say… marry a man, didn’t you?

Cleffairy: Sometimes, living with a man is just like living with a cat…

15 comments

  1. claire says:

    lol..this is a good one, Cleffairy….. so dogs are anytime better than cats, aren’t they… frankly, i never like cats… dogs, i dont mind, in fact i have one at home… the 2nd pic looks like my dog when she was small… now she is 8 months old but looks fully grown and matured… next time, i put her pic there… do u have a doggie, Clef?
    No wonder my stress test is low… bec of Labby, i dont hv much stress… haha…

  2. Cheeyee says:

    I like puppy and kitty.. they are cute! But I don’t like the idea of having a pet at home. Have to spend time taking care of them, like taking care a kid!!! And I don’t like the animal hair lying all over the places. My neighbor has a dog. My car porch always has the dog hair and I dislike it. I normally watch tv or sleep or read or do something else that takes up time to distress.

  3. Hika says:

    Haha, honestly I thought you were talking about your MIL:X more than your “hubby” But.. a cat is actually alright, my aunt has a cat, and it acts the way u described for the dogs too:X with occasional cat tantrums of course….

  4. amoker says:

    heheh … but cats are still adorable. I am ambivalent towards both.. i prefer real kids.

    Sorry for disappearing for some time but a joy to catch up..

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