Great advice for your daughters

My friend shared this piece with me this morning, and I thought it’s pretty nice to share with fellow women out there. Enjoy.

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal…

Cleffairy: LOL… if men enjoyed reading Calvin’s joke on women, I think this could brightens up some women’s day. 😛


  1. rjzyra says:

    it sure did brightened MY DAY.
    SO TRUE.

    what a sad case, we’re running out of originals, romeos, arghh. depressingg. i think im going to grow old single. really.

  2. Krista says:

    I like the one on the biblical wandering. Made my day definitely. Without men our lives would be less funny actually. They’re all bloody mad. But if our world is all women, we’d all go ballistic. Need a bit of men madness to temper us all.

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