Comeback to lame pick up lines…

Ladies, ever feel that you could throw up listening to some men’s lame pick up line, and you’d probably cut a hand to tell them off? Here’s some that I’d like to share with you:

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Here’s some of the pick up line that cracked me up, a courtesy of my friend as well…and so far I haven’t have the comeback for it. And after reading through, I realized that my husband used some of in on me every now and then. Thankfully it’s my husband and not anyone else, otherwise the sucker would have known how it’s like to feel hell.

😛

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  2. Is it HOT in here or is it just you?
  3. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
  4. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  5. If you are going to regret me in the morning, I’ll let you sleep in until the afternoon
  6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  7. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come down
  8. I’m not drunk. I’m intoxicated by you
  9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
  10. Help the homeless. Take me home with you
  11. All those curves, and me with no brake
  12. I hope you know CPR, ‘cos you take my breath away
  13. You see my friend over there? (Points to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know whether YOU think I am cute
  14. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  15. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want most for Christmas?
  16. Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart
  17. I am invisible (Really??) Can you see me? (Yes.) What about tomorrow night?
  18. Hey, are you forgetting to bring back something? (What?) Me!
  19. Are you taking any application for a boyfriend?
  20. Your legs must be tired. (Why?) ‘Cos you have been running through my mind all night.

Cleffairy: Cheers, people. Have a long and nice weekend.

14 comments

  1. rjzyra says:

    HAHAHAHAHA.
    That FIRST pick up line is the exact question I normally get and its SO LAME okay! But the respond to that is so hilarious! lol.

    Some pick up lines are pretty sweet la, and I don’t mind them, but there are some that I just cannot tahan okay! Like cannot go.

    nice one.

  2. eugene says:

    Ok, there are lame pick up lines by man,but some girls still fall for you, as far as i am concerned, i love to be direct, give you an example.

    once i saw this beautiful lady with athletics cut body, (that kills me), in the life just the two of us, i inched myself a little closer and i said” i bet you do work out, and i really think you cut a good shape, can we be friends?” so i gave her my card and before i stepped out the lift,(i reached my floor first) she gave me a card, and now we are friends.

    i believe in sincerity and i believe girls know that, to them to bed or to make them friends,,

    good post and good giggle as well , cleff

  3. ktx says:

    lol, gawd clefff. talking abt these, i hv never used any…not that i dont want to, b ut i no guts lah..keke.

  4. U-Jean says:

    SOOO LAME!

    i just heard two from my Singaporean friend.

    Mr. Lame: Is your dad a terrorist?
    Friend: No.
    Mr Lame: Cuz you’re a bomb!

    Mr Lame: Are your legs tired?
    Friend: No
    Mr Lame: Cuz you’ve been running through my mind.

    Then, while eating dinner at Nando’s, I came up with my own version.

    Me: Is your food spicy?
    Friend: No
    Me: Cuz you’re looking hot!

    Me: Is your food spicy?
    Friend: Yes
    Me: No wonder you’re hot!

    Sooo Laaaammmmmeee!

  5. Doris says:

    You said, “Here’s some of the pick up line that cracked me up, a courtesy of my friend as well…and so far I haven’t have the comeback for it.”
    Well I”ve got some great comebacks for them!!!

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    comeback: No, but sure…. Just next time try to keep walking.

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    comeback: Not near as bad as when you hit planet rejection.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
    comeback: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put f and u together.

    Help the homeless. Take me home with you
    comeback: I don’t bring home strays with the mange, but the pound might take you.

    Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want most for Christmas?
    comeback: No, santa already has a brain on lay-a-way for you.

    Your legs must be tired. (Why?) ‘Cos you have been running through my mind all night.
    comeback: Not near as tired as when I get through running away from you.

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  7. Mo says:

    here are some responses to the listes comebacks!

    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
    Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together.

    Man: All those curves, and me with no brake.
    Women: Just reverse.

    Man: What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
    Woman: What does it feel like to be the biggest loser in the world?

    lol!

  8. Pick up lines says:

    Here are some more:
    You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two…
    Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
    I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
    Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
    Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend…
    I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
    🙂

    For more funny pick up lines check out http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com/funny.html

    Enjoy!

  9. miranda♥ says:

    PROBLY THE BEST PICKUP ON THIS SITE.
    1.They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine.
    2.IS THEIR A MIROR IN YOUR PANTS CUZ I CAN SEE MYSEKF N THEM JEANZ
    3.DO YOU WASH YOUR CLOTHS IN WINDEX CUZ I SEE MYSELF N UR PANTS
    4.IHURT MY KNEE FALLING FOR YOU
    5.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case
    6.Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it
    7.Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
    iv herd most of these n person LAMENESS HAHA☺

  10. miranda♥ says:

    PROBLY THE BEST PICKUP ON THIS SITE.
    1.They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine.
    2.IS THEIR A MIROR IN YOUR PANTS CUZ I CAN SEE MYSEKF N THEM JEANZ
    3.DO YOU WASH YOUR CLOTHS IN WINDEX CUZ I SEE MYSELF N UR PANTS
    4.IHURT MY KNEE FALLING FOR YOU
    5.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case
    6.Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it
    7.Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
    iv herd most of these n person LAMENESS HAHA☺

  11. miranda♥ says:

    PROBLY THE BEST PICKUP ON THIS SITE.
    1.They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine.
    2.IS THEIR A MIROR IN YOUR PANTS CUZ I CAN SEE MYSEKF N THEM JEANZ
    3.DO YOU WASH YOUR CLOTHS IN WINDEX CUZ I SEE MYSELF N UR PANTS
    4.IHURT MY KNEE FALLING FOR YOU
    5.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case
    6.Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it
    7.Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
    iv herd most of these n person LAMENESS HAHA☺

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