Eugene's funky Qs

Eugene had posted these funny questions and told his readers not to treat it as a tag, but I find it funny, so I decided to put it up here since the questions seems so amusing… Feel free to visit his blog, dear readers. He’s the devoted kind of husband every women could ask for and his blog entries are usually family centred and thought provoking too

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1) what you would do if you had 4 breasts ?

Geez, I have no idea what I’d do if I have 4 breasts. Wear another set of bra? Or maybe i’ll give birth to twins, then I can breastfeed em all at once.

2)What you love to do best if you had x-ray eyes?

*grinz* you guys wouldn’t want to know, because my answer won’t be that innocent.

3)If you could add another word to your name,what would it be?

No idea. I like my name now.

4)Would you agree to a lady being a poligamist (having 2 legitimate husbands)?

Are you nuts? One is more than enough to handle. Having two husbands would mean that a lady will also have another set of crazy OUTLAWS to please. OMG… a lady would be crazy if she decided to have two husbands. It’ll turn one’s world upside down.

5)If you had to keep a night job ,what kind of a job would you want for it?

The type of job that I could sleep on the job, I suppose. Is there such a thing like a job that you could snore on the job, anyway? Maybe a security guard?

6)How do you tell your partner or spouse that you are no longer interested in sex?

No idea. I’ll think of something when I come to that time. At the moment, my libido is still high. All I can think of is not how I should tell my husband that I am no longer interested but scheming on how to lure him to please me. LOL.

7)What will be the first word coming out of your mouth, if your spouse is caught red handed cheating on you?

Fuck your mom’s asshole!

8) What is the one thing that you hate most for being “YOU”

I’m too fiery for my own good, I guess.

9)What would you do if were even more powerful than GOD?

I’ll go kick George Bush Jr’s butt!

10)How would the world turn out to be if Micheal Jackson were to be the US’s President ?

Plastic surgery would be free.

9 comments

  1. James says:

    11) what would you do if seng was your real brother? Bully him? Tease him? Or sayang him..buy him everything he wants? XD

  2. riverrasquale says:

    1) what you would do if you had 4 breasts ? Get new bras lah… or have special bras made… (Safe answer)
    2)What you love to do best if you had x-ray eyes? Check out those *ahems* whoppers and packages…goo gaga
    3)If you could add another word to your name,what would it be? Delicious…haha
    4)Would you agree to a lady being a poligamist (having 2 legitimate husbands)? Sure if they do my bidding…wah goyang kaki lorrrr…
    5)If you had to keep a night job ,what kind of a job would you want for it?
    singing in a band but without the headaches…just sing whatever…haha
    6)How do you tell your partner or spouse that you are no longer interested in sex? Weird question cause its otherwise…but anyway, I will be aloof and distant obviously… not nice innit?
    7)What will be the first word coming out of your mouth, if your spouse is caught red handed cheating on you? I suppose I am as bad as you my darling….
    8) What is the one thing that you hate most for being “YOU”.
    Lazy ass
    9)What would you do if were even more powerful than GOD?
    Whoa…that’s blasphemy/syirik question! Haha…gotta be World Peace! (Kind of wonder them beauty queens probably think they are goddess, innit?)
    10)How would the world turn out to be if Micheal Jackson were to be the US’s President ?
    Cool…

  3. cleffairy says:

    Zara… lol… his questions are so funny, I couldn’t resist answering… 8)

    Seng… if Seng is my real brother, i will buy him a nice set of kitchen so that he could cook for me everyday. LMAOOOOOO…. 😛

    Riverra… whoa… interesting answer…add delicious to your name? Wah… later people eat you la… lol..

  4. eugene says:

    Dear Cleff, i thank you for your complement and i love your candid answers too, by the way i try to do these funny questions stuff just to stimulate my brain juices as not to let it stall or go rusty. I just hope and pray that someone out there would be wearing some kind of smiles while reading those whacky questions of mine and that’s suffice to make me happy return.

    seriously thank you once again. and to my question of the “night job” i love the answer from Merrlyn who says she prefers to be a “sleeping partner” to her hubby, lol

    take care now my friend

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