You got to love this!

Chill, people. It’s Friday. I got this in my email today, and I thought it can bring some smile to your day, especially you ladies…

Men are like…

… Blenders.

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

… Chocolate Bars.

Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

… Coffee.

The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

… Commercials.

You can’t believe a word they say.

… Computers.

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

… Coolers.

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

… Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

… Curling Irons.

They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

… Government Bonds.

They take way too long to mature.

… Horoscopes.

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

… Lava Lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

… Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

… Parking Spots.

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

… Popcorn.

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

… Weather.

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

18 comments

  1. eugene says:

    Please dont say she is gullible and stupid,it was just because she was in love with that bastard, and probably he had used condoms on her before, and got so sick of it,and started telling her nonsense,then no condoms used, and kenalah,,,,

    please guide her along the way after the abortion, cleff, you know for a girl like after got jilted and abortion, she will feel so wortless and unworthy and that’s dangerous, please help ther to find her worth in life and in her self, will you, and please tell her Eugene is asking her to be strong

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