I was napping away when I was rudely awaken from my slumber with the ringing of the doorbells. I was rather irritated, and anxious, because I never once had guests visit me unannounced or without informing me beforehand. I contemplated to ignore the doorbell, but the continuous ringing irritates the hell out of me, so I made my way to the door, only to be greeted by a guy from a courier company.
“Are you Cleffairy?” he asked in a rather strange voice.
And I dumbly nod, and told him almost absent- mindedly that I am indeed Cleffairy. I began to wonder if this is real, because nobody knows how Cleffairy actually looks like, and where she lives. I started to think that this is another one of my weird nightmares, and I was actually prepared to see the delivery guy to transform into those monsters that Power Rangers fought. I was expecting Queen Rita to go “Make my monster grow” on me and the monster will be blown up into a full scale mad godzilla, ready to flatten me.
Then this feller asked me to sign a piece of paper, and handed me a package, while muttering something that sounded pretty much like “Weird name”.
I was flabbergasted of course, cuz it’s not a dream after all, and I don’t get to kick some monster’s ass. But as soon as I saw the package, I immediately knew the culprit who sent it to me, and I cracked up instantly, remembering that someone does intend to send me something. Something kinky, actually. Or rather, I had coerce that particular someone to send me the kinky thing. I had somehow forgotten about it, as it was last year, before Christmas.
It’s Claire’s doing! She’s the culprit. She sent me pasta. Ha ha.She really sent me the pasta. I went inside the house, and rip the packaging open. And looked for the penis she sent to me. LOL…fine…I’ll be honest. I practically ravage the thing, thinking that I’ll be getting some penis to eat…oopss, penis pasta to eat. Talk about impatience…
Apparently, Claire thought that I am still underage. Haha. She wants to protect my innocent eyes and not so innocent mouth from those horrid pastas she ate last Christmas. You see… Claire has always been a mummy figure to me. And so, she must have want to live up to the status. Which mum would send her daughter penises anyway?
There are no penis pasta that I requested. But there’s these…and some chocolate that was attacked and walloped immediately by the alien in my house. *sigh* I only get to eat one of them. LOL…those aliens in my house are rather hungry, that’s why they immediately have a go at those chocs… or was it pralines? I wasn’t so sure, cuz it melted in my mouth way too fast for me to be able to identify which species it was from.
Cute stuff…. those smiley magnets…I like them a lot. I played with them like a little girl! And who could have thought that Cleffairy is actually capable of giggling?
Thank you Claire. 😀 I like these pressies. I got a Xmas pressie, after all. Albeit a little late. I loved them to bits, especially the magnets. I was really surprised, actually. I have forgotten that I had somehow requested for you to send me the penis pasta. LOL… *hugs* Thank you so much Claire. You made me smile whole day through.
Quote from Cleffairy’s novel in progress: I wish I can give you the world, but it’s not mine. You can have my heart instead. It’s all I have.
Can see you smiling all day already :p. Choco = Happy Food
LOL… the smileys made me smile too… in fact… was laughing so loud that it scared my cat! LOL…
haha, i saw tat post too. Her son bought it right?
Yeah… her son bought it from Italy. LOL… my so called -didi lah…
Eh, not fair! Claire knows where you live!!! Claire!!!!!
Bleeekkkkkssssss! 😛 Ahahahaha!
So sweet of Claire to do that. Ah….you are cute and easy to please huh? lol
Just enjoy your presents, Lizzie. You deserve them.
hugs,
shakira
Claire? LOL… she’s very nice lady. Very thoughtful… ahahaha. But no messing with Claire either, I think she can be scarier than me when she’s mad! 😛 Actually, I am easy to please… it’s just that the world is a complicated place, and I have to change in order to survive.
not fair!!!!!! i wan oso claire!!!! HAAHAHHAAHA
Wud you want? Penis pasta? OMG! Dun tell me you want those? LOL…
Cleffairy, sorry for the long delay.. now u know what i m.. a procrastinator… no less.
Hope u like the change of pastas.. the way u described how u will crush the Penises pasta, i have 2nd tots.. in order to “save” your husband, i better send u these instead.. phew!!
Wud lah, this Claire… I actually forgot about it liao lah… lol… You procrastinator? I’m a Procrastination Queen! =.= I had to laugh when I saw the pastas… I somehow knew that you wun send them to me. You’re never the violent type… *nods* LMAO…
Hi Cleffairy! Happy New Year~! Just saw your blog comment on my site.
It’s so nice of your friend to send you those gifts. So happy! ^.^
Hihi, Dreamkid! Happy New Year to you too. Claire is a very nice lady. 😀 A mummy figure to me… 😛 Yeah, I’m very happy with those funny gifts! LOL…out of this world! Ahahaha…
Oooo…lucky you!!! *green with envy liao! How come nobody ever sends me anything? Sob! Sob! *I think I go kill myself… Goodbye, cruel world!
LOL…u never give ppl your address kot, Cikgu? Den how ppl send to you? Haiyorrr…. You go kill urself? You berani anot? Sure cannot wan la u… i think u still wanna go on makan trips-live not enuff yet lah! Wakakakakaka!
how come u no give me ur address one? *emo*
LOL… I dono if I got offend you anot… wait gv my address, den u send me time bomb, den how? I die lorr… lmao…. *chuckles*