I really had a good laugh this morning over my usual cuppa tea when the saw the Star online newspaper. There’s this particular news that tickles my funny bones. Want to know what it is, dear readers? Well, it’s no other than the news of Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek’s hot porn DVD returning to haunt him once again. Now, I really had a good laugh is not because I was happy or pleased that his infidelities towards his wife and family came back to ‘haunt’ him in some ways, but it was because of this particular sentence:
â€œWe are investigating the case under Section 292 of the Penal Code for distribution and possession of pornographic material and Section 377A for carnal intercourse against the order of nature.â€
Get it? They are investigating the poor chap for having carnal intercourse against the order of nature. Good grief! ‘Carnal intercourse against the order of nature’. Does that actually translate ‘abnormal behaviour’ during sexual intercourse?
Seriously, what can be considered abnormal or against the course of nature in regards of sexual intercourse? Having a penis or a kind of sex toy penetrated in someone’s private parts such as the vagina or anus? Biting and scratching your partner? Or role-playing in bed- you know, where partners dress up and pretend as someone else to arouse one another… Well, if that’s considered not normal, then licking of breasts or vagina is also not normal then, because arousing your partner that way is actually imitating animals, isn’t it?
I am not sure how to define ‘normal’ in regards to sexual intercourse. You see, as far as I’m concern, once you strip off your clothes and jumped into bed together with your willing partner, everything is normal I suppose, and it doesn’t matter how you go about it in order to achieve sexual satisfaction. To me, as long as both are satiated and nobody gets hurt , that is normal enough or as they say-letting nature takes it’s course.
I just don’t get it! these authorities are having nothing better to do than sticking their noses in someone’s pussy and asses, trying to take a whiff of something rotten and stinky ! For goodness sake, there are so many children being sexually abused with the most recent one the one year old baby being sexually abused and yet they sticking their noses to where? oh, excuse me, let me answer that… they’re sticking their noses to Datuk Seri Dr. Chua Soi Lek’s dickhead.
Hey, sorry for being vulgar, but I am displeased by the fact that they are investigating such rubbish when justice are unserved elsewhere. Good heavens, what is becoming of this world? Or rather, what is becoming of Malaysia. Investigating a case of consensual ‘abnormal sexual antics’ between two adults is more important than going out to catch rapists or robbers. Yes… this is Malaysia. Go Malaysia! This is Malaysia Boleh spirit at the very best. God, please knock some senses into those horny assholes who got nothing better to do than watch Chua Soi Lek’s jiggly bits bouncing on and off every damn day during their working hour.
Don’t get me wrong, I am not supporting whatever Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek did-having sex with another woman who is not his wife, in fact, I condemn everyone who performs the acts of infidelities, but then again, if his wife forgave him for his infidelities, as outsiders, we should have nothing to say about it, because this is his business with his wife and family, not us. No one, no one at all should be given voices to scrutinize someone else marriage. And nobody should be given rights to say what is normal or what is not normal in regards to someone’s sexual preference as long the act was between two consensual adults.
NOBODY should be given power to dictate on how you should go about having sex with your partner, as this stuff, it’s actually very personal. Why should you let other people tell you that ‘doggy style’ is not normal or 69 style is disgusting or anal penetration is not allowed between a man and a woman when those people are not involved in the sexual act itself?
I’ll condemn those people who commits adultery any day, but I’ll be damned if i don’t condemn those who comment on how one should have sex with his or her partner, because I’ll never know when some asshole going to install a spy cam in my home or something and record my Kamatsutra acts with my husband and drags me to court for committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature.
Cleffairy: I may not know what is not normal in regards to sexual intercourse, because to me, whatever you do with your partner in bed comes naturally-no matter what people say. But I do know that poking your noses in places you shouldn’t be and commenting on how people should or should not have sex during your 9-5 job is not normal.