I suddenly have the need to write about this. I know itâ€™s not my usual ranting and emotional articles but seriously, I need to apologize to all of Batman fans out there. Why do I say this? Well, dear readers, I canâ€™t seem to appreciate Dark Knight the way the rest of you did. I actually struggled to stay awake and slept throughout the rest of the movie. Thank heavens I watched it online for free, otherwise Iâ€™ll be swearing my head off for wasting the money on the movie ticket in a cinema.
Why did I slept through Dark knight? I donâ€™t know, but I slept like a pig after the first 15 minutes after Dark Knight being showed on my screen, and so does my other half. Weâ€™re both struggling to stay awake throughout the whole movie. Personally, I find it quiteâ€¦boring.
Dark Knight kicked Titanicâ€™s ass as top earning blockbuster, but seriously, Iâ€™m not so sure why. Is it because the guy who played Bruce Wayne is hot? I canâ€™t really comment on the storyline and the action during the movie, because I was relatively disposed, dreaming about certain web swinger as well as that stupid man who cannot seem to wear his underwear right.
Damn. Why canâ€™t I appreciate Dark Knight the way I appreciate Iron Man? And why this particular Batman movie canâ€™t keep me awake the way that bloke Clark Kent who fooled the whole damn world with a pair of glasses? And why the hell Batman canâ€™t get me to throw popcorn at the screen the way Iâ€™m pissed at Peter Parker for being a mild manner superhero who just canâ€™t knock Mary Jane off her feet and toss her to the bed and make wild passionate love to her? Damn. I must be cuckoo!
Something must be really wrong with me. Everyone told me that Dark Knight is excellent, but itâ€™s not good enough to keep me even awake to enjoy the whole movie. Gosh, I can sit for more than four hours watching Discovery Channel Documentary on Helen of Troy as well as The Spartan by Bethany Hughes and yet I canâ€™t survive Batman? So Iâ€™ve been told I love boring stuff like documentaries on ancient histories, but I canâ€™t believe people are actually right about me. Iâ€™m not really â€˜normalâ€™.
Hmm, actually I can tell you people why I prefer Superman to Batman. Firstly, I think itâ€™s because Iâ€™m bias, because in reality, I share the same job with Superman/Clark Kent, which is a journalist. Superman is really the one I need to thank for my job, because the guy actually inspired me to take up journalism. (Iâ€™m serious about this) Secondly, Iâ€™m a bit against filthy rich people who actually own an empire just because his mom and dad died and left him the money. Thirdlyâ€¦THE UNDERWEARâ€¦THE RED UNDERWEAR! I love Superman more than I like Batman must be because of the flashy red underwear. LOL. Donâ€™t you guys just love a superhero who is courageous enough to use his underwear as a disguise? I mean, whoâ€™ll be looking at his face when people are busy ogling his flashy red underwear? Itâ€™s a perfect disguise.
This sounds really dumbâ€¦I know Iâ€™ll be getting flames from Batman fans, but since Iâ€™m halfway through this, Iâ€™ll just continue and pretend that this doesnâ€™t actually sound so stupid after all. Itâ€™s Batman vs Superman hereâ€¦*ducks*
Cleffairy: Eh, if I pathetically love Superman more than Batman as a Superhero, why the hell I swoon without fail when I watch Zorro? Or going â€˜Awwwwâ€™ when Tuxedo Mask from Sailormoon threw his roses at his enemy during his appearance? Can somebody please tell me why. LOL.