Written by: Cleffairy Lucas
Long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, the Jedi Council is having trouble keeping peace in the galaxy. In the time of crisis, there’s an old Padawan, known as AhmaMooMoo and he belongs to the New Jedi Order, one of the component party under the Jedi Council. The overgrown Padawan seems to be controlled by the dark forces, causing him to sputter obnoxious words about the aliens who do not share the same species as him. The dark side is rapidly infiltrating the Jedi Council and The New Jedi Order. Racial sentiments between the aliens are getting stronger by the day, due to the doings of that particular Padawan.
AhmaMooMoo had belittled other aliens who are also Padawans in the Jedi Council. Consequently, the Jedi Council is split into fraction, one strongly supporting the asshole of a Padawan’s actions while the rest condemn his actions. The ones who do not support the Padawan had threaten to leave the council, causing headache to the new leader of the Jedi Council, Master Sleepylala.
The Padawan, AhmaMooMoo was too powerful, and Master Sleepylala could do nothing but suspend him from participating in any Jedi Council’s meeting for 3 years to prevent him from spreading anymore bitter and ill feelings among all of the aliens in the galaxy. AhmaMooMoo vowed that he will make a comeback after the 3 years is over, and he swear that he will be stronger than ever.
AhmaMooMoo’s statement and the conflicting Jedi Council worries one of the Padawan in the New Jedi Order. The name of this Padawan is Muyyi Skywalker. He knew that the Dark Force is invading and trying to divide the Jedi Council and slowly destroy them before they rule the entire galaxy. He knew that Master Sleepylala is not strong enough to handle the threat, and Muyyi Skywalker realized that if he did not do anything about the Dark Force invading, soon, the Jedi Council would be beyond saving, and the worst part of it, the damage would be collateral and the Jedi Council and its’ New Jedi Order could never be revived to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.
Muyyi Skywalker could only think of one person who could possibly ward off the Dark Forces that is invading, which is his old master, Master Yoda. As you all probably know, Master Yoda finally left the corrupted Jedi Council that he founded because he felt that his voice no longer mean anything to the new Jedi Order after he hand over his power to his handpicked successor, Master Sleepylala.
The ungrateful Master Sleepylala had turn almost everyone in The jedi Council against Master Yoda, and that is probably why Master Yoda was so ticked off and left his beloved Jedi Council. Master Yoda simply refused to return to the Jedi Order until Master Sleepylala step down or have been put to sleep.
So, Muyyi Skywalker traveled high and low on his airship, and seek out Master Yoda who is living in seclusion. He begged Master Yoda to return to Jedi Council so that he could offer his voice once again and bring back unity in the Jedi Order so that they can protect the galaxy from the great galactic conqueror, Darth Vader .
Master Yoda who had been living in seclusion apparently have been keeping up with the updates about The Jedi Council through the Intergalactic Internet, and he was not pleased with the way things are going in the Jedi Council. He knew that once Darth Vader manage to overthrow Master Sleepylala, the first thing that Darth Vader is going to do is probably take revenge on him. He knew that Darth Vader is a vengeful person, and he’ll definitely take revenge on Master Yoda for causing him to live in exile for so many years.
After giving a thought on what Muyyi Skywalker had said, Master Yoda decided to return to the Jedi Order and try very hard to bring back unity within, but can Master Yoda’s return to the Jedi order could possibly make any difference to the already crumbling Jedi Council? Is it too late, as the damage that had been done seems to be irreversible, and the citizens of the Galaxy has lost trust in the Jedi Council’s ability in maintaining peace and prosperity.
Will the coward Sleepylala step down so that a new leader who is more capable leading the Jedi Council replace him so that the credibility of Jedi Council will finally be restored? Will Darth Vader succeed in his plan to take over the galaxy? Or will Master Yoda’s return would be useless because Darth Vader would eventually take over the entire galaxy and kick his butt anyway? After all, the power thirsty Darth Vader seems to be very determined to take over the galaxy. Will peace finally be prevailed or galactic war will unavoidably ensues?
Cleffairy: Welcome to the Dark Side. Whahahaha…. 😛 (Sorry for this rubbish. I can’t sleep, took too much caffeine. I’ll try to come out with other article tomorrow when I’m less ‘nutty’)