First and foremost, I have to apologize to my dear readers and visitors, because this particular post might provoke your thoughts and any minors who accidentally stumbled upon this article, kindly navigate away or read at your own risk. This post is rated NC17 and 18SX for explicit contents and vulgar language.
While I am a hopeless romantic at heart, but I can be pretty fiery if provoked. I need to let this out, or else, the pent up emotions inside may do a lot of damage to my mental health. I refused to be mentally abused further, so, here goes…
Dear Ms. Bitch in Heat,
While I’m fully aware that you are trying to loose your jiggly bits and that is the main reason why you’re skipping your lunch trip to your favourite restaurant so that you will not look like an elephant in skirt or a baboon ass in a summer dress, I do hope you realize that there are other people in the office who is trying to eat their pre-packed lunch in office while trying to finish tonnes of work that is originally YOURS.
I know that you are well known for not meeting your datelines, and I cannot blame you for lack of brain and effort, because you clearly get your easy way out by spreading your legs for every single available and not available men to get what you want, but yours truly over here cannot eat lunch in peace because you simply killed her appetite brutally with loud volume of porn movies you seems to love to watch during lunch.
Could you at least spare me some peace of mind and a little bit of privacy during lunch and watch your porn movies elsewhere? Or at least turn the volume down a bit so that those explicit sound would not harass my ears further? It’s office, dear bitch, not a whore’s lair where you can watch them and masturbate as you please. I hope you do realize that you are using the office Internet for your personal sexual pleasure …and why can’t you have mercy on other people who do not share the same interest with you? How in the name of hell do you expect me to eat and do my work when my concentration is disrupted by those “Ohh, fuck me, fuck me hard” or “Yes…ahhh, ahhh, ahhh….ummmphhh” that is coming from your side?
Does it kill you slow and bloody if you watch them discreetly? I do not mind if your hobby only last a day or two, but your porn movie escapade during the one hour lunch break has been going on for almost a month now, and I am seriously worried about the state of my mind if this continued further. You do realize that I need to stay in office for lunch to finish up work, right? And you do realize that the office is a common area and I have the rights to stay in office during lunch too. Do I need to give up my rights in order to spare you the privacy you badly needed?
I’m truly sorry but I really have to say this, dear bitch, but I feel that I’ve been sexually abused because I do not welcome the porn sound that is coming from your side. What can I do to make you stop watching those online porn movies during lunch break? Do I need to find some bastards with a huge cock to screw you upside down, inside out during lunch break in the storeroom so that you will stop watching them in a very high volume? Do I need to hire you some gigolos so that you’ll be sexually satiated? Or do I need to make a trip to the sex toy shop and buy you some dildo or vibrators so that you can D.I.Y somewhere else?
Miss Bitch in Heat, everyone in office is aware of your sexual frustration and the only reason the rest of us here haven’t report your new hobby to the superior is because he seems to be smitten with you too. Seriously, we don’t know why he’s longing for your pussy so much, because it’s not a secret that you are seeing other men as well as busy trying to get people’s husbands and boyfriends to your bed to please you.
While you have my sympathy that you could not find proper release to your highly pent up sexual frustration, I do hope you can find a way to deal with your quest for a mind shattering orgasm somewhere else, preferably at the comfort of your own home or at one of your regular date’s place whom you are sleeping with at the moment. Please bitch, I beg of you, please spare me some sanity. And please have some respect for yourself. Please try to wear less revealing outfit to the office. Not everyone in the office is interested in what colour is your G-string panties you are wearing every goddamn day.
Thank you in advance for your kind attention and further action, Ms. Bitch in Heat, I truly appreciate it.
Ps. I just don’t understand why you won’t fling your g-string underwear up high in the air and toss it onto the dance floor of the club that you probably frequent during one of those clubbing nights if it’s sexual pleasure you’re seeking. Why must you seek sexual release by watching porn in the goddamn office?
Cleffairy: I just hate people who watch porn in office. It’s downright wrong. 🙁