Oh, this is kinky, kinky, I tell you!

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It’s Friday again, and as usual, Eugene, a good blogger friend of mine is up to it again. While the previous week’s ‘tag’ have been funny and funky, this week’s is pretty kinky and sexy. Anybody care to answer it too? LOL. Aww, come on, it’s fun!

1) What would you do if your spouse says “not tonite dear” ?

I always get what I want. I never compromise with ‘not tonight’, so if I ever get such answers, I’ll be scheming and executing some seduction til my spouse begs me for fulfillment. Whahahaha. I’m one evil fairy, aren’t I? Damn! I need to keep my hormones in check! LOL.
2) What you would do if your spouse hollers ” give me more !!!!!” ?

I’ll holler ” You give me more first!” as a respond.

3) If sex has to be in sequence, what do you think will be the perfect word before the word “foreplay” ?

Safety first.

4)If you had your last hour on earth, would having sex be your mission to accomplish?

Depends. If after I die I’m going to heaven, why the hell would I still wanna have sex, anyway? (I assume I can have all the highest pleasure of sex in heaven. If I can’t have any of those, then I’d rather go to hell.)

5)If sex needs an appointment, what would be the best time to carry out the act?

If sex needs an appointment, I’d rather not have sex at all. Personally, I feel that sex is supposed to be spontaneous and without time restriction.

6)If sexy lingerie can drive man crazy, what do you think man should wear to drive woman crazy?

Silky black boxers, no shirt on. Damn HAWT, I tell you!

7)What would you do, if in the middle of love making, your neighbour shouts back ” Hoi, keep that f**king noise low?

Ignore them. You’re in the middle of making love, why the hell you still wanna care about some asshole’s yelling anyway? It’s just too bad they are not having some of their own.

8)If you have to pick a random topic to talk about during sex, what would that topic be?

Huh? What kind of question is that? Well, if I could pick a random topic to talk about, it’ll probably be something sexy. Like how I could satisfy my spouse more, or how I love the way my spouse please me. Or maybe, how I want him to satisfy me.
9)If there were no birth control measures, no contraceptives what so ever, would it affect your frequency of sex?

Maybe it will, but there’s always withdrawal method. *shrugs*
10)Where do you prefer to “mate out” in a MPV or a FWD (four wheel drive)?

Hell no! I wouldn’t have sex in both. Only idiots or some horny teenagers who couldn’t keep their hormones in check do that! I’d prefer to get a room instead!

Cleffairy: Consensual sex between two willing partner who is very much in love or in lust is fun. But fun things like sexual intercourse comes with responsibility. So, please, if you want to have sex, make sure you protect your partner by taking necessary precautions.

12 comments

  8. eugene says:

    bravo. bravo, madamn cleff, you have the mind of Pink Panther, sexy and smart,,hahahahah.. but seriously your wit has outwitted many,,keep up the good works, and i really like your answers.

    take care now,

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  9. amoker says:

    Hey Cleff,

    Notice that your last posts are about the sex topic. haha.. hawt hawt.

    Well, intercause also have the emotional aspect. Dun think that the responsibility happens only if someone got pregnant.

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  10. calvin says:

    definitely kinky…..lol.

    you always get what you want??? sure or not?? if your hubby tak perform, then dont marah le… hehehehehe. black silk boxers huh?? wonder what’ll i look like wearing those…..hahahaha. like tong sampah!! 😛

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  11. cleffairy says:

    Zara, dear, it’s not yet time for you to answer these questions. LOL… feel free to answer it after you’re married, though. LMAO.

    Celine… I am the one who is actually ‘hang fook’ la. LOL.

    Eccentric factor… ahahaha… yeah…. definitely HAWT. Dammit, damn hormones!

    Eugene    … no fair though, you din’t answer your own questions. LOL.*sulk* I’ve been looking forward to see how you answered your own Qs. You take care too, bro.Give my hugs and kisses to your wife and kids for me, wil you?

    Amoker    … damn hormones lorr. LOL… Actually Malaysian politics is rubbing into me, they are driving me insane! I can’t believe how low all those assholes could go in their pursuit of power. It’s such a shame that there’s no such thing as ‘privacy’ in Malaysia!

    Calvin… ahahaha… my hormones are to be blamed! LMAO! Geez, when I re-read what I wrote last friday, i couldn’t believe I actually wrote those answers out! 😛 I must be going loon with all the work I’ve been forced to endure! LOL. Anyway, i have a thing for a nice male specimen in black clothing. *sigh* Especially black boxers… black shirt that’s unbuttoned… dammit la, so HAWT! Aiya… I’m sure you wun look like tong sampah la, when you wear like that… Rachel would probably appreciate it…. ahhhhhhh HAWT!

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