I’ve always been a boss hater, and I have been complaining to my best friend how I wish that I’m my own boss and stuff. But instead of gossiping the dirt about my boss with me, she sent me an email containing a joke instead. Today I’d like to share it with all of you. Here’s the joke. I hope it lightens your day as it did mine.
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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, “I make RM400 a week. Why?”
The CEO then handed the guy RM1,600 in cash and screamed, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.”
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that lazy goof-ball did here?”
From across the room came a voice, “Nothing, he is the pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”
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Cleffairy: Bosses should spend time to listen and be more aware of what’s going on in the office instead of making decision at wimp, just because he have the power to do so without hearing from all side of parties. After all, politics is everywhere, including in the office.
Next time, whenever I visit other people’s office, I will lean on the wall. Can get RM1600 lorr! Ha Ha LOL
Pete, I want the $$ too. LOL.
Duh….. its a freaking working Sat tomorrow….
Yea…we’re so pathetic…we’re working tomorrow, and Kevin, bitches are still not out of my hair. I’m so pissed off lah!
lucky delivery boy…
i considered changing my job to delivery girl..and stands inside the office all day while waiting for stoopid arrogant boss to cash me..
Yalorr… I’m considering being a delivery girl too…I dun mind getting shouted at den I get a whole month pay for just standing around. LOL đŸ˜›
Yay, tomorrow, marketing day, can buy my favourite food….. food ……food!
Pete, marketing? Pergi pasar beli sayur? LMAO.