Tick tock tick tock…

Tick tock, tick tock, the clock is ticking, snickering at me, and I can hear an evil witch’s cackling in the background from a dark forest somewhere, awaiting me with a basket of poison apples in hand.

Tick tock, tick tock…the dreaded day is approaching, and I am warning you people… yes, everyone out there… don’t you dare wish me a Happy Chinese New Year, because it’s never quite a happy event for me. It’s a mere obligation to endure each year.

While I wish everyone a very happy time with their family during this blasted festive season, kindly DO NOT wish me a Happy Chinese New Year... or WHATEVER THAT IS EQUIVALENT TO IT. Or shall make you into distorted monster in my novel and blast you and your entire family to the next dimension! Yes, I mean it!

And yes, this is a threat! Don’t bother talking about how fun it can be, and don’t ask me questions either! Have your fun, and leave me to rot!

Cleffairy: O Almighty God, protect me at all times, that I may not be seized and bound. Guard me, that no gun, firearm, bullet or lead, shall touch my body; and that the evil ones shall be weak and burnt in the pit of hell. Protect me, I beseech you, O Almighty God.


  1. fatty oldman says:

    Selamat Tahun Baru cina…we live in malaysia so our language must me malay wishes else not happy…
    don worry everythig will get over soon… πŸ˜‰

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL… finally someone wishes me something that i wanted to listen. Ahahaha… Happy V-day to you, Annie… and all the best in the growling year ahead.

      When am I leaving? Should be either later midnight, or tomorrow morning. *SIGH* It’s not gonna be pleasant. Bad traffic, bad company when arrive… *sigh* Yes… I would like to catch up with you too when the endurance marathon is over. LOL… I will probably be back on 17th, but only would be free after 20th.

  2. fatty oldman says:

    tiger cntrl this year so whole year monster wil be crush by tiger… πŸ˜‰
    i noe u r rat that y so small… πŸ™‚

    • Cleffairy says:

      Cat+rat=rat mati?

      LOL… yalorr, my body so small, nobody takes me seriously. Y. Summore can say I’m a troublemaker, and alot people tot I’m very nice to be bullied wan. Sien. Sometimes, fat better!

  3. fatty oldman says:

    tiger = cat
    cat + rat = thundercat!

    y care ppl take u seriously…fuck them lar as long u do wat u like n nvr harm others…

    • Cleffairy says:

      Sobsob… Thundercats? I used to watch Thundercats with my daddy… sobsob, now you made me feel so sien that i cannot stay with my daddy this CNY. πŸ™

      Fuck them? Eyerr…they are no fun to fuck, dono got AIDS anot. Better give them cucumber and ask them to fuck themselves!

  4. Cheeyee says:

    Hey good luck! And with u all the best! Erm, need me give u a shield to protect urself? πŸ˜€

    Happy V-day!

    Sigh no fun V-day = CNY Day 1. Can’t go dating. πŸ™

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL…nid, nid… pray for me…ohhhh, Help me God!!!

      Yes, Happy V-day to you too, Cheeyee. Yep… this year is no fun. Vday falls on the dreaded day. πŸ™ Cannot celebrate, cuz had to see old farts and bemoaned our fate. But den… here is a rose for you. —–;@ LOL.
      Let’s chill out after all these hoohah is over. Go for ice cream… in McD or wud. *grinZ* Oh, yes, all my love to Lynn and Hao. LOL…

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