Sorry, I am gay…

LOL… just a short entry before I go and have a medical check up. I am bored over here and I’m still waiting for my turn to see the doctor here as I wrote this. I am never good in waiting. Thank God I brought my netbook and  Celcom Broadband along. It keeps me from feeling too bored and all jittery.

I received this funny email this morning. I know that it’s just spam, but it tickles me nevertheless. (Fine, I know, it must be the medication that’s making me slightly looney.)

This is the email that I received:

Hello!!! How are you??? Be not surprised to my letter. I the girl from the Internet. I search for the lonely guy for acquaintance. Here has decided to try to find the happiness. Has found your profile on a site of acquaintances. I hope you you will not be against our acquaintance. My name Elena, I from Russia. To me of 26 years. I the lonely nice girl, without children, married was not. Construct relations in the city I can not and I do not want. Therefore I have addressed for the help in the Internet. I hope it to me the name πŸ™‚ at you will help And what? Where do you live? You lonely? Children are? Tell to me about itself if to you not difficultly and if dialogue with me is interesting to you!!!
I will look forward your answer. I send you the photo that you could see me. Write to me more likely. Elena

Usually, I won’t be bothered with this kind of email, cuz I know that this is just a spam from scammers who want to cheat your savings out of you, but as I said, I am high on drugs… lol…the meds and the wait in the hospital lobby is driving me looney, and before I knew it, I responded to the spammer. I wrote:

Sorry, I am gay, not a lesbian, I like men, and therefore, I am not interested in your boobs, because I have boobs too. πŸ˜›

*sigh* Fine, I’ll stop this before all of you come and knock my head silly. LOL…but truthfully, I still can’t believe I responded to the email.

Cleffairy: Be wary of spams such as this. Those people want nothing but to swindle you. But on a lighter note… spammers ought to create a program that can determine the email account holder’s gender. LOL…it is just so funny to receive such spam!


  1. fatty oldman says:

    u want spam i sent tons for u so u can reply all…lol

    i tot u wana say smth about gay but u r gal that made me confused about title…LOL

    brw selcon broadband suckssss…raining cant conekkk…republic broadband best which i gona apply soon… πŸ˜‰

    • Cleffairy says:

      Eh… I kno… I kno the Celcom Broadband is sux, but it also depends on area. Some area strong some area not. my area not so good, but I cannot complain lah, kawan… that is a present from my dad. πŸ˜› He buy, subscribed and let me use. Cannot complain wan ma… must be grateful when people give me things. πŸ˜›

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL… want me to ask rachel if you’re a lesbian? LMAO… bro! You cracked me up with your jokes… those jokes are always funnier in your blog than anywhere else! Dono y!

  2. eugene says:

    Just dont drug yourself too much ya…. take a good rest, lot of fluid, and rest again,,,,, forget about the spasms some amuse you, some will anger you, then no good to your health hahahah.

    have a great weekend

    • Cleffairy says:

      Doctor’s advice…lol… I’m given permission to drug myself. Frankly speaking, I am not amused at all. I am positively irritated with nonsense. Such things are not amusing.

  3. Gratitude says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Nice of you to have me in stiches on a friday afternoon.

    I wld have replied to ask for nude pictures of that Russian! lolz

    • Cleffairy says:

      I was saying that I had the long wait in the hospital, and I had nothing better to do than amuse myself with all these nonsense. But on a more serious note… everyone should be wary of scammers like this.

  4. fatty oldman says:

    u send to me i wil mail it to ur husband as it not good to ask an oldman to pay for medical bills on ppl wife… πŸ˜›

    • Cleffairy says:

      No, of course not. i replied not because I want them to stop. i just did it for the heck of it. LOL… They wun stop becoz those are not human. It’s bot. πŸ™

  5. ericlee says:

    You know…it’s funny that the swindlers are smart enough to come out with bots that send spam like this but too dumb to realize not much people will fall for it…if there’s anyone out there who fell for this, please tell me so i can laugh my as off..XD i tried applying an email like you but i never get a reply back….I wrote “Sorry, I’m into beastility” XD

    By the way, yes, you can link me up..I’ll link you too…haha

    • Cleffairy says:

      They should make better bots… those that can analyses gender and whatnot. LOL…sometimes, these kind of spam just tickles me. LOL… actually this is not my ordinary entry…I got bored while waiting for my turn, and since I’ve brought my netbook and wireless braodband along, I just post this up just for fun. LOL… this is crap… *sigh*

      I’ve linked you up. πŸ˜›

  6. pete says:

    Hah, please post if she reply to your response. Lots of these type of email comes in with the name Elena…..why always the same name….no fun!

  7. Grey says:

    lol so farnee lar! xD well if i see emails like that i’ll just ignore or trash it, too many grammar mistakes to gain any of my interest… i think she threw it in a translator and just clicked translate. 😑

    • Cleffairy says:

      LOL… usually i dun give a damn about these emails wan…. but too nothing to do while waiting… so that’s what happen. Yea… terrible grammar, eh? Must be used those translator… πŸ˜›

  8. CHVoon says:

    You are very bored to waitÒ€¦
    Normally, I will not read through as well just click delete.
    Annie Q
    Feel a bit tension to teach children do homework.
    That why mother is greater than father.

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