Who would be…

Who would be, on your death notification list when you expires? I mean…if you’re to die or something, you wouldn’t want your dead body to rot somewhere in the middle of nowhere or in the morgue’s refrigerator for that matter. You would want to be buried, cremated, mummified… or something wouldn’t you? And you can’t possibly be doing all of those things to yourself when you’re dead, can you?

Have you ever thought… who would be writing your obituary? Who would be celebrating your life when you’re gone? Who would remember you when you’re six feet under? Who would inherit your stuff… etc etc etc.

Who would be on your death notification list if you’re to expired? My list would probably look like the one below:

1. My next kin… you know… the usual… the husband…if he’s still living when I died, that is… my parents( if they don’t die before me), my brat(s) (if they survived me when I died)sister, cousins, bla bla bla.

2. My insurance agent, the casket company…the gravedigger…

3. My friends in the newspaper…so that they could write flattering obituary for me for free.

4. My friends…. though I don’t quite see the point of upsetting my good friends for being expired.

5. My enemies (well, they ought to be forewarned that I’ll come back to haunt the for the things that they did to me when I was still alive)

Sigh… what the hell… just 5 kind of people on my list. What the hell…so less people in my life?I wonder if I’ll be forgotten within 7 days of my death.  I’m so insignificant. I wonder, who would be on your list if you’re to expire? More than me, I hope.

Cleffairy: I’m making a list, I’m checking it twice… to see who have been naughty and nice….you better not cry, you better not pout, cuz the Hungry Ghosts are coming, to town~!

ps: Did you know? Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


  1. claire says:

    Coincidently I was thinking of death too last night..how it feels to die.. no dead person comes back to tell his story .. but as the Bible says, we will be put into deep sleep until we are resurrected again.. πŸ™‚

    • Cleffairy says:

      Next time ah, Claire, you wanna know how it ‘feels’ like to be dead, you can ask me. I had too many near death experience that I lost count, and I can assure you, whoever say before you die you don’t feel painful… is lying!

  2. junsern says:

    well if you love anyone and treat them with respect then they would be the one doing it for you. but then again… this is wut my dad told me last time… when die already you do what also i wont know!

    • Cleffairy says:

      That is why if you want to be remembered, you have to leave a legacy behind if you die. Then, as long as the eyes can see, and people can read, you will be forever in history books.

  3. eugene says:

    Seriously i wish i could be engulfed in a godly rapture, shoooooooooo, i am in heaven and not forgetting those people i love coming with me, those i dont really must come also lah

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